Archive for November, 2008
Komputerisasi
HARD-DISK GIRLS
Cewek jenis ini akan mengingat semua hal, SELAMANYA
RAM GIRLS
Cewek jenis akan langsung melupakan mu, pada saat kamu melepaskannya.
WINDOWS Girls
Semua tahu cewek jenis ini tidak dapat melakukan semua dengan benar, tapi kita tidak dapat hidup tanpanya.
SCREEN SAVER Girls
Cewek jenis ini bagus hanya untuk bersenag senang saja
INTERNET Girls
Biasanya [...]
Selingkuh Sih..
Atiep lagi nyantep sarapan sambil baca koran di halaman depan, ketika ia tiba-2 dikagetkan dengan sebuah pukulan di belakang kepalanya…. “toennggg……..” demikian bunyi piring seng yg dipukulkan oleh istrinya dan tepat mengenai botaknya….
Nggak [...]
Tipe Wanita IT
> Tipe-tipe wanita menurut IT People Baru-baru ini World
> Computer Scientist Journal mengadakan survey thd
> para computer scientist ttg bagaimana cara mereka
> memandang wanita, hasilnya sbb. :
>
> 1. Tipe CPU : Pintar, pemikir, tidak banyak bicara
> tapi mengerjakan banyak hal, (diam-diam tau-tau
> sudah 7 bulan).
>
> 2. Tipe Monitor [...]
Donat
Seorang kakek dengan seorang cucunya yang paling cerewet terlibat dialog.
Cucu: Kek, kenapa Partai Republik setiap kampanye selalu mengacungkan tinju?
Kakek: Itu menandakan bahwa perjuangan mereka pantang mundur.
Cucu: Kalau partai Golkar, kenapa mengacungkan 3 jari tangan [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )Recovering Thinker
t started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker.
I began to think alone – “to relax,” I told myself – but I knew it wasn’t true. Thinking became more and [...]
Medical Problem
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. “I do that all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they’re soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I’ve been here, I did it no less than twenty times. What can I do?”
“Here’s a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills [...]
Catch a Rabbit
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all [...]
