Beberapa jam yang lalu, dua buah tank Israel memborbardir sebuah sekolah milik PBB di Jalur Gaza. Dilaporkan sekitar 40 orang Palestina yang tengah berlindung di dalamnya tewas karena serang ini.

Sekolah tersebut sudah dipakai untuk tempat pengungsian bagi warga Jabalya, sebelah utara Jalur Gaza. Ratusan orang terluka parah. Israel menghantam apapun yang ada di jalur Gaza; masjid, rumah sakit, gedung dan rumah.

Mereka membunuh siapa saja termasuk perempuan dan anak-anak. Setidaknya sampai saat ini, korban tewas hasil dari tangan keji Israel sudah mencapai 598 orang Palestina.(sa/reu)

sumber : http://eramuslim.com/berita/dunia/hacker-di-berbagai-negara-rusak-10-000-situs-israel.htm

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Atiep lagi nyantep sarapan sambil baca koran di halaman depan, ketika ia tiba-2 dikagetkan dengan sebuah pukulan di belakang kepalanya…. “toennggg……..” demikian bunyi piring seng yg dipukulkan oleh istrinya dan tepat mengenai botaknya….

Nggak ada ujan nggak ada angin digituin, si Atiep marah-2…
“He…ngapain mukul-2 suamimu ????”
“Lu dasar laki-2 hidung belang…..” balas istrinya “siapa DESI yang kamu tulis namanya di kertas dalam dompetmu itu ?”

Atiep sempat gelagapan, nyaris kepergok selingkuhnya dengan DESI, untung dia langsung ketemu jurus ampuh buat menghindar…..
“O… rupanya itu toh….. DESI itu nama Kuda taruhan, kemarin aku sempet taruhan sama temen-2 di kantor….”
Untung sang istri percaya, jadi perang dunia tak jadi meletus….

Tiga hari kemudian…. “TOENG…” kali ini rantang mendarat di kepala Atiep yang botak dengan lebih kenceng… Ampir semaput….Atiep marah-2 sama istrinya….
“Kenapa kau pukul aku Mam ???” Istrinya dengan kalem menjawab : “TUH… KUDAMU telepon nyari kamu……”

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> Tipe-tipe wanita menurut IT People Baru-baru ini World
> Computer Scientist Journal mengadakan survey thd
> para computer scientist ttg bagaimana cara mereka
> memandang wanita, hasilnya sbb. :
>
> 1. Tipe CPU : Pintar, pemikir, tidak banyak bicara
> tapi mengerjakan banyak hal, (diam-diam tau-tau
> sudah 7 bulan).
>
> 2. Tipe Monitor :Genit, senangnya diperhatikan, suka pamer,(padahal
belum tentu yang dipamerin bagus).
>
> 3. Tipe Keyboard : Senang di pegang, ditekan dan di pencet di
berbagai lokasi (awas, salah tekan bisa kena jitak).
>
> 4. Tipe Printer : Aktif, di tekan sedikit geraknya banyak, kalau
sedang dipakai berisik (nggak cocok di
tipe 21, ganggu tetangga).
>
> 5. Tipe Mouse : Pas dan enak di genggam, dingin-dingin empuk
>
> 6. Tipe Windows : Tampak luar bagus, dalamnya penuh bugs.
>
> 7. Tipe Linux-console : Tampak luar jelek, dalamnya ‘andal’
>
> 8. Tipe XWindows : Luar dalam bisa dihandalkan …

> 9. Tipe DOS : …! .. wajah tidak cantik, belum tentu hatinya
tidak baik
>
> 10. Tipe UNIX : Diam-diam, multi user
>
> 11. Tipe LAN : Bisa dipake barengan

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Seorang kakek dengan seorang cucunya yang paling cerewet terlibat dialog.

Cucu: Kek, kenapa Partai Republik setiap kampanye selalu mengacungkan tinju?

Kakek: Itu menandakan bahwa perjuangan mereka pantang mundur.

Cucu: Kalau partai Golkar, kenapa mengacungkan 3 jari tangan kiri dan kanan?

Kakek: Itu artinya nomor coblosannya 33.

Cucu: Kek satu lagi! Kenapa partainya mbak mega mengacungkan jari 3+0 padahal nomornya 11?

Kakek: Itu artinya kalau kamu nyoblos PDI Perjuangan kamu akan dikasih 3 buah donat sama Mbak Mega (kata kakeknya dengan nada kesal).”

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t started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker.

I began to think alone – “to relax,” I told myself – but I knew it wasn’t true. Thinking became more and more important to me, and finally I was thinking all the time.

I began to think on the job. I knew that thinking and employment don’t mix, but I couldn’t stop myself. I began to avoid friends at lunchtime so I could read writings of Plato, Saint Augustine of Hippo, Jesus Christ, and Aristotle. I would return to the office dizzied and confused, asking, “What is it exactly we are doing here?”

Things weren’t going so great at home either. One evening I had turned off the TV and asked my wife about the meaning of life. She spent that night at her mother’s.

I soon had a reputation as a heavy thinker. One day the boss called me in. He said, “Skippy, I like you, and it hurts me to say this, but your thinking has become a real problem. If you don’t stop thinking on the job, you’ll have to find another job.” This gave me a lot to think about.

I came home early after my conversation with the boss. “Honey, ” I confessed, “I’ve been thinking…” “I know you’ve been thinking,” she said, “and I want a divorce!” “But Honey, surely it’s not that serious.” “It is serious,” she said, lower lip aquiver. “You think as much as college professors, and college professors don’t make any money, so if you keep on thinking we won’t have any money!” “That’s a faulty syllogism,” I said impatiently, and she began to cry. I’d had enough. “I’m going to the library,” I snarled as I stomped out the door.

I headed for the library, in the mood for Clinton’s latest book “Family Morals in America”. Listening to a PBS station on the radio, I roared into the parking lot and ran up to the big glass doors… they didn’t open. The library was closed. Later, I realized that a Higher Power was looking out for me that night. As I sank to the ground clawing at the unfeeling glass, whimpering for Zarathustra, a poster caught my eye. “Friend, is heavy thinking ruining your life?” it asked. You probably recognize that line. It comes from the standard Thinker’s Anonymous poster.

Which is why I am what I am today: a recovering thinker. I never miss a TA meeting. At each meeting we watch a non-educational video; last week it was “Jerry Spinger” talking about the song “I’m bad” by Michael Jacks. Then we share experiences about how we avoided thinking since the last meeting. Life just seemed .. more bland .. without purpose or meaning, somehow, as soon as I stopped thinking, and avoided thoughts about the meaning of life and my future. I still have my job, and things are a lot better at home and the office. Now I stare for hours at the T.V. and receive my daily dose of brainwashing instead of contemplating the mysteries of life.

Have you joined Thinker’s Anonymous yet?

(Thanks Bill)

An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. “I do that all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they’re soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I’ve been here, I did it no less than twenty times. What can I do?”

“Here’s a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week.”

Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson’s office. “Doctor, I don’t know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I’m doing it just as much, but now it smells terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?”

“Calm down, Mrs. Harris,” said the doctor soothingly. “Now that we’ve fixed your sinuses, we’ll work on your hearing!!!”

(Thanks Mia)

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in.

They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.

After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in.

They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: “Okay! Okay! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!”